I’ve got that David Bowie song stuck in my head…
So, not to be weird or anything but I’ve been spending quite a bit of time checking myself out in the mirror… naked. And I’ve got to say, it’s not bad.
When I was pregnant I did this quite a bit because I couldn’t stop staring at how huge my belly was getting. As I grew bigger and bigger I stopped looking at the place where I should have had a belly button but instead enjoyed the acrobatics show that was going on beneath. When I got home from the hospital from having Penelope I checked things out again just to see how things were coming back together. Slowly my belly button began to morph itself back into the weird wrinkly frowny face that it had become at the ripe old age of 22 after I had Bridget. Some women bounce back after childbirth… I’m not one of them.
When things stopped getting better I stopped looking. I couldn’t handle what was hanging out beneath my clothes. That is until recently… I’ve started to notice the changes. Now I’m ripping my shirt off every chance I get and flexing my muscles in the mirror. I can see the girl hidden underneath and I kind of like it.
Then I go to the gym and my husband takes this picture and I try to figure out what the hell went wrong…
I look like I’ve stuffed 20 little people under my shirt and in my pants and they’re all fighting to get out.
This is a far cry from yesterday when I laid out in this unseasonably warm weather and looked at my legs stretched in front of me and thought… “Nice, they’re coming back.”
Perception is a funny thing. I’ve often wondered which is better… Feeling like you’re a hottie even though you’re not one OR being a hottie and feeling like you’re not?
I think I’ll take the delusional option, personally.
But after looking at it I realized that there wasn’t enough protein and too much peanut butter for my taste so I changed it up.
My Pretend Milkshake
makes 1 yummy post workout shake
1 cup unsweetened almond milk
1 frozen banana
1 scoop of chocolate protein powder
1 tbls of peanut butter
a dash of cinnamon
Just blend that sucker up and let your inner fat kid relish in it.
The cinnamon adds a little something special to it. It kind of reminded me of mexican hot chocolate. Then I thought a little dash a cayenne pepper could give it a little kick and might be yummy too. I’ll try it and tell you what I think.
What’s your favorite protein shake combo?